I am human.
Allons-y! Come alond, Pond.

If we burn, you burn with us.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

I'd sooner buy defying gravity.

The Angels have the Phone Box.

I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer.

Let me be your star.

I love my friends :)

EmmaJemmaGraceAlexToriKetishaGeorgiaDelaney
Music never fails to make me happy:
Missy Higgins SMASH Vanilla Twilight Jason Mraz Adele Gotye Antonio Paul Fleetwood Mac Thirsty Merc Party in the USA :P Landslide Forget You Sufjan Stevens Charlie Puth & Emily Luther

Tara.Buck.T.Alice.Gimme.Shoshana.Chicken.Bryce

People will soon know a lot about me if they put in the effort.

I'm willing to give you chances but there is definitely a limit. And for some people, your time is up.

Feel free to ask me anything or just chat. Trust me, I'll find it interesting :)

illkim:

A homosexual version of The Birds & the Bees titled “The Triceratops and The Tricerabottoms”

(via mrtwentington)

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

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ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

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YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

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(Source: inlouhazthrusts, via asers33)

prouded:

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are

(via waerlogas)

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

lokisbluebox:

wands-could-be-a-bit-more-sonic:

jamjalex:

do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH

Twenty six isn’t that much either. 

i tend to remind myself Hitler and his wife were like 20 years apart……

only people from this website would reassure themselves with comparisons to Hitler

(Source: notevensadanymore, via one-whovian-direction)

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

(via dread-pirate-alex)

tennanttardisgirl:

isthisafantasea:

One day, I’ll be queen of space. 

headcanon accepted
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